Greatest Movies Of All Time. By Me.

(David Madison Stellar)

So, I’ve watched a lot of movies. I’m kind of a fanboy for movies in general, in part because I pretty much never watch TV shows. At this point I’ve watched something like 3 or 4000 movies. Point being, I’ve seen a lot, so if you happen to have tastes remotely similar to mine, then this post might be useful for you. (As far as my tastes, the banner above is a starting clue, Star Wars is clearly the greatest movie ever made, period.)

I started rating every movie I watched about 20 years ago, and included some memorable movies from before that time. I rate on a 0 to 5 star system. So here is my list of FIVE star movies of awesomeness, as of Dec 04, 2024. Note that movie titles that have an * before them are extra five star awesome. Other than that they are in no particular order. Feel free to disagree with me about any of these movies - if you feel the need to discuss that with me, then you can message me about it, but that’s a bit silly, no?

The “Fives”

5 * Star Wars: A New Hope
* Empire Strikes Back
* Return Of The Jedi
Kung Fury (short)
Ex Machina
Mad Max: Fury Road
* Gran Torino
* Time Traveller's Wife
* 500 Days Of Summer
Wall-E
Juno
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind
Raising Arizona
Tron
Inconvenient Truth
Shaun of the Dead
E.T.
Million Dollar Baby
But I'm a Cheerleader
Highlander
The Lego Movie
Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy
Back To The Future
* Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
* Garden State
* Saved!
Slumdog Millionaire
Mad Max
Airplane
Kill Bill: Vol 1
Kill Bill: Vol 2
Vanilla Sky
Open Your Eyes (The original Vanilla Sky)
The Best Of Youth (Italian - 6 hours)
The Bear (1988)
Evil Dead
Evil Dead II
* Army Of Darkness
* Monty Python and the Holy Grail
* Cannibal, The Musical
Orgazmo
A Beautiful Mind
Waiting For Guffman
War Games
Salton Sea
Trading Places
Big Fish
Fargo
Chasing Amy
Running On Empty
* Heathers
Good Will Hunting (Note "Tao of Steve" action in bar scene)
American History X
The Silence of the Lambs
My Life as a Dog
Halloween
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
* Clerks
South Park: Timmy!
Philadelphia
Mr. Show: Season 1
Mr. Show: Season 2
Shakespeare in Love
Jaws
South Park: Insults to Injuries
* Beautiful Girls
On Golden Pond
* The Princess Bride
When Harry Met Sally
The City of Lost Children
Big
Better Off Dead
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
* Fight Club
Memento
Life Is Beautiful
Caddyshack
Raising Arizona
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
High Fidelity
Spellbound (1999)
Say Anything
The Exorcist: Restored Version
Pleasantville
Run Ronnie Run
Rudy
American Beauty
* Real Genius
Primal Fear
* Night of the Living Dead
Dawn Of The Dead (remake)
Dawn Of The Dead
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Grosse Pointe Blank
Stir of Echoes
Pay It Forward
American Pie
Revolution OS
The Hudsucker Proxy
* It's a Wonderful Life
Dances with Wolves
The Green Mile
Series 7: The Contenders
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
The Matrix
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Seven
The General (Silent)
Gladiator
Do the Right Thing
Saving Private Ryan
The Red Violin
A Christmas Story
Finding Forrester
A Nightmare on Elm Street
The Natural
* The Breakfast Club
The Fisher King
The Naked Gun
* Amelie
Solaris (2002 remake) (the original was quite bad, actually)
* Dead Poets Society
Trekkies
* Being John Malkovich
Jurassic Park
* Don Juan De Marco
Election
* The Truman Show
Hero (Ying xiong)
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Forrest Gump
* Benny and Joon
* Blade Runner
There's Something About Mary
Rain Man
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Harold and Maude
Roxanne
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Groundhog Day
Toy Story
Dogma
Fletch
Murder in the First
A Bug's Life
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Field of Dreams
* The Sixth Sense
Stand by Me
Tenacious D: Complete Masterworks (2-Disc Series)
L. A. Story
Ghostbusters
Kissing Jessica Stein
* Edward Scissorhands
* The Shawshank Redemption
The Terminator
Billy Elliot
This Is Spinal Tap
Best in Show
Snatch
* Gattaca
28 Days Later
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return Of The King
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Shining
Watchmen
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Star Wars: Rogue One
The Girl with All the Gifts (Zombies!)
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
Hannah Gadsby - Nanette
Mike Birbiglia - New One
Standup: Bo Burnham: Make Happy
Standup: Hannah Gadsby: Nanette